February 2012
58 posts
A Conversation
Facebook: Hey, is everyone here?
Tumblr: Yeah...I am here.
Myspace: Present.
Twitter: Here.
Facebook: Good. So, how are we doing on our quest to control the internets?
Twitter: Going great over here. People are still tweeting about the stupidest shit.
Tumblr: It's great here, too. Views are going up, thanks to all of the crazy ass people "shipping" TV characters.
Myspace: Things are AMAZING here.
Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter: Really?
Myspace: Yeah, really. It's never been better.
Tumblr/Facebook/Twitter: Reaaaally?
Myspace: YES REALLY! We are still raising the roof.
Tumblr: The last time someone "raised the roof" was three years ago when you had your last unique visitor.
Twitter: #burn
Facebook: Stop burning Myspace. We are all supposed to be in this together!
Tumblr: Come on, Facebook. Myspace hasn't helped us in a long time, we have been carrying all the weight.
Facebook: Myspace, they do raise a good point. You haven't really been contributing lately.
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Facebook: Myspace?
Facebook: Hello? Myspace?
Twitter: #Myspaceisdead
Tumblr: Haha, I'll re-tweet to that.
Myspace: I am not dead.
Twitter: No, I am pretty sure you are dead.
Myspace: No, I am not.
Tumblr: You are dead. The #1 trending topic is "#Myspaceisdead" it's official if it's trending.
Myspace: Stop this! I am not dead and you guys know it. Just yesterday the trending topics said that Chris Brown was dead, and he wasn't.
Tumblr: That's not true. I am sure someone named Chris Brown died yesterday. It's a very generic name.
Myspace: Fuck you.
